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June
2006 |
Martinek Mfg. Newsletter
Once a Month or less - Always Interesting or not
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Greetings!
A newsletter drought! None for 3 months. I was
trapped in the clutches of a severe case of Spring
Fever. Well don't worry, back by popular demand
(Many Thanks to both of you) Is the Martinek
Newsletter!!! As a special added bonus there will be
not one but two bad jokes this Month, Be sure
to save this issue as it will be a collectors item
someday, just wait a few years and sell it on EBay
for enough to put your kids through college.
With all the new technology regarding fertility, a
65- year-old woman was able to give birth to a baby
recently. When she was discharged from the hospital and
went home, the relatives came to visit. "May we see the
new baby, one asked?" "Not yet," said the mother. "I'll
make coffee and we can visit for awhile first." Thirty
minutes had passed, and another relative asked, "May we
see the new baby now?" "No, not yet," said the mother.
After another few minutes had elapsed, they asked again,
"May we see the baby now?" "Not yet," replied the
mother. Growing very impatient, they asked, "Well, when
CAN we see the baby?" "WHEN HE CRIES!" she told them.
"WHEN HE CRIES??" they demanded. "Why do we have to wait
until he CRIES??" "BECAUSE, I forgot where I put him..."
SITTING BEHIND A COUPLE OF NUNS AT A BASEBALL GAME
(WHOSE HABITS PARTIALLY BLOCKED THEIR VIEW), THREE MEN
DECIDED TO BADGER THE NUNS - IN AN EFFORT TO GET THEM TO
MOVE. IN A VERY LOUD VOICE, THE FIRST GUY SAID, "I THINK
I'M GOING TO MOVE TO UTAH, THERE ARE ONLY 100 NUNS
LIVING THERE." THE SECOND GUY SPOKE UP AND SAID, "I WANT
TO GO TO MONTANA, THERE ARE ONLY 5O NUNS LIVING THERE."
THE THIRD GUY SAID, "I WANT TO GO TO IDAHO, THERE ARE
ONLY 25 NUNS LIVING THERE." ONE OF THE NUNS TURNED
AROUND, LOOKED AT THE MEN, AND IN A VERY SWEET, CALM,
VOICE SAID, "WHY DON'T YOU GO TO HELL? THERE AREN'T ANY
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Sir, Please Step Out of Your Box |
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by Mark Martinek |
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Preparing for Painting
In a Weak moment as I was taking my daughter to audition for
the Music Man summer production at Ohlone College, I agreed
to audition myself. I told them I had no experience and no
singing ability, they said, just give it a try and sing
Happy Birthday. It was a terrifying and Horrible experience
(not so great for me either). But I guess the barrel was low
and in desperate times people do desperate things, so I was
chosen to be the Conductor in the Play, I also drive the
wagon and have a couple of lines I say in the play, I don't
know what it means but I get all the angry lines. Fun Stuff.
We have been going to many practices and have many more to
go before the show starts. I have a new found appreciation
for what my daughter goes through in her plays, she plays
Gracie Shinn, the mayors Daughter, but she is rather upset
now, since I officially have more lines than her. It is
Killing her.
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Martinek Grows and Grows |
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by Mark Martinek |
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2006 has been a great year. Many of our Customers have been
growing along with our improving economy and Martinek
Manufacturing has been adding new customers throughout the
the year as word spreads of our incredible service and
fantastic personnel.
Martinek Offers One Stop Shopping for Precision
Sheetmetal , Precision Machining and Welding, as well as
Design and Engineering Assistance. Product Modification,
Plastics and Exotic Materials a specialty.
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Contact Information
phone: 510-438-0357
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