Greetings!
Well Well Well Spring is in the air. Time for a new
updated newsletter. Actually time for a new 500
horsepower V8 Hot Rod, but that is not in the cards
for me (at this time heh heh), so I will just have
to busy myself with the new and improved newsletter.
The Link of the Month is
American Science & Surplus It is a great site just
for the entertaining description of the hundreds of odd
and interesting surplus items for sale there.
Of course we could not give up the ever popular Joke
of the month, Actually I could never give it up.
Obviously, based on all the requests to please PLEASE
make it stop aaahhhhhhhh..........
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods
when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to
be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The
other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the
emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend
is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm
soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help.
First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence,
then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the
line. He says: “OK, now what?"
This Joke has been scientifically examined to be the
worlds funniest joke.
Here is the Data to Prove it.
