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Martinek Manufacturing - Newsletter #5 August 2005
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Here we go with the latest
newsletter, One per month. I
think we have proved that beyond
a shadow of doubt, see previous
issues for proof of that. Always
interesting.
Sincerely, Mark Martinek
Joke of the Month -
- IN PRISON... you spend
the majority of your time in
an 8X10 cell.
- AT WORK... you spend the
majority of your time in a
6X8 cubicle.
- IN PRISON... you get
time off for good behavior
- AT WORK... you get more
work for good behavior
- IN PRISON... the guard
locks and unlocks all the
doors for you
- AT WORK... you must
carry around a security card
and open all the doors for
yourself
- IN PRISON... you can
watch TV and play games
- AT WORK... you get fired
for watching TV and playing
games
- IN PRISON... you get
your own toilet
- AT WORK... you have to
share with some idiot who
pees on the seat
- IN PRISON...they allow
your family and friends to
visit
- AT WORK...you can't even
speak to your family
- IN PRISON... all
expenses are paid by the
taxpayers with no work
required
- AT WORK... you get to
pay all the expenses to go
to work and then they deduct
taxes from your salary to
pay for prisoners
- IN PRISON... you spend
most of your life inside
bars wanting to get out
- AT WORK... you spend
most of your time wanting to
get out and go inside bars
- IN PRISON... you must
deal with sadistic wardens
- AT WORK... they are
called managers
- So why is it, again,
that we work?
Link of the Month - I am
not all that big into music, I
much prefer NPR and when my kids
are in the car I usually have to
suffer through what they want to
hear. But Podcasting, that is
where the action is. Once you
down load Itunes 4.9, head
over to one of the many
podcasting sites and check out
what is available.
Podcast.net is a good place
to start, there are many many
others and growing every day.
There are many different types
of podcasts to listen to, from
anarchy to quirky, there is sure
to be something for everyone.
As I sit here
at my desk with the Hot August
Sun streaming through my
window, bearing down on me with
its oppressive rays created by a
bazillion degree fusion reaction
8 minutes ago, I am reminded of
the arc of a welding machine
instantly turning solid steel
into molten metal. I think I
have my theme for this month.
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If you would like to stop by and check out Martinek
Manufacturing, just let us know when you will be
dropping by. We would love to show you around our
facility.
To request additional information just call
510.438.0357 or send an email to support@martinek.com
Here is the archive of past issues
Well that's a wrap for the August Newsletter. See ya
next month with more humor and diversions to keep you
away from doing anything meaningful with your life. What
else is the Internet for!?!?!?
Sincerely,

Mark Martinek
Martinek Manufacturing
phone: 510-438-0357
Martinek Manufacturing Customer Driven - Quality
Focused - Family Owned |
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